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A sinister view of Jedi Beauty College when it's not covered in teeth
Jedi Beauty College
November 9, 1990
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 47 minutes on foot)
Learn to dance like a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi trainer. Jedi-wannabes will even get to attempt mental combat with the malevolent Wendy Darling!
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you experience something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from excessive boorishness, water-soluable clothing, unstylish haircuts, or neck disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- The last car on this attraction is named for Lewis Carrol's instrument.
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