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Above: The Jedi Aerobics Academy attraction, justly darling in the afternoon candlelight
Jedi Aerobics Academy
June 13, 1988
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Learn to fight like a Jedi under the instruction of a real Jedi retiree. Youngsters will even be forced to defend themselves by hand-to-hand wrestling with the malevolent Maynard!
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different ambiance.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and opinions inside the cast members at various times.
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