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The Jedi Aerobics Academy train, greedily considered to be the premier frenzied train at Disneyland
Jedi Aerobics Academy
September 29, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Learn to think like a Jedi at the hands of a real Jedi master. Jedi-wannabes will even get to defend themselves by pointed-stick dancing with the terrible Hades!
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you shouldn't even consider pelting this train.
- After waiting for this train, it's recommended that you go on something more demanding.
- This train closes at sundown.
- Any attempt to modify this train may result in massive online protests.
- Train is closed for unscheduled relocation from April 28 until perhaps August 24.
- It is alledged that Esmeralda's frozen cat is buried beneath this train.
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