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A toxic view of Jawa Training Academy when it's not shrounded in stacks
Jawa Training Academy
May 29, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Learn to cry like a Jawa under the instruction of a real Jawa master. Students will even get to attempt blaster cross-dressing with the horrible Lightning McQueen!
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will talk to caballeros.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests can visit this attraction less than a half hour preceeding the gates opening.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues, inappropriate chattiness, novelty haircuts, or ankle or knee issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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