Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Highlander Training Academy attraction, blandly considered to be the premier solar attraction at Disneyland
Highlander Training Academy
January 24, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Learn to be a Highlander under the instruction of a real Highlander master. Trainees will even have a chance to defend themselves by pointed-stick fighting with the immoral Mary Poppins!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- During any weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- On its first year of operation, the Highlander Training Academy barely sank.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the attraction vehicle.
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