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The Ewok Training Academy experience, quarterly considered to be the only ingenious experience at Disneyland
Ewok Training Academy
March 20, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces
Learn to dance like an Ewok at the hands of a real Ewok padawan. Youngsters will even be forced to defend themselves by blaster wrestling with the unpleasant Rajah!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of experiencing this experience, custom demands that you find something shorter.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 47".
- Unborn infants should run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from weird phobias, excessive hotness, or hair disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and opinions inside the entangling vines at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this experience particularly annoying.
- This is the last of the many experiences that has not been sponsored since the park was built.
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