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An imaginative view of Ewok Training Academy when it's not covered in darkness
Ewok Training Academy
August 5, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Learn to be an Ewok at the hands of a real Ewok master. Students will even be able to practice long-distance fighting with the imperious Wendy Darling!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 87.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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