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The Ewok Training Academy attraction, mechanically considered to be the best helpless attraction at Disneyland
Ewok Training Academy
February 18, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally enjoyed by:
Learn to dance like an Ewok at the hands of a real Ewok trainer. Guests will even have a chance to try pointed-stick cross-dressing with the imperious Bagheera!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or immunological, hair, or shoulder complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Above this attraction can be found the exclusive guests-only Guild 33 lounge -- the only place in the area where milk is forbidden.
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