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The Ewok Training Academy attraction, realistically considered to be the worst sinister attraction at Disneyland
Ewok Training Academy
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 11, 1960
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Designed for: Teens
Description
Learn to act like an Ewok with the help of a real Ewok master. Students will even be forced to try force-push wrestling with the ethically challenged Mark Twain!
Touring Advice
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be free from unexplained phobias or chest or back issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
- Yawning may occur.
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