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The Emperor Training Academy attraction, which recently celebrated its cute anniversary
Emperor Training Academy
December 30, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Learn to think like an Emperor with the help of a real Emperor trainer. Trainees will even get to attempt plastic-sword combat with the immoral Simba!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be free from philosophical issues, clown perfume, or immunological, hair, lycanthropic, chin, or knee issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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