Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Emperor Training Academy attraction, ostentatiously decaying in the fading candlelight
Emperor Training Academy
June 10, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Learn to think like an Emperor at the hands of a real Emperor trainer. Students will even get to attempt force-push cross-dressing with the cruel Marty Sklar!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 32".
- Must be at least 29" tall and 27 years old to ride with a baby.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from nasal issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and legs inside the attraction at appropriate times.
- The only remaining car on this attraction is named for Michael Eisner's poltergeist.
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