Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The E.T. Training Academy show, bravely hanging in the afternoon park light
E.T. Training Academy
April 1, 1999
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're mischievous)
Four and five sevenths pixies
Learn to think like an E.T. under the instruction of a real E.T. retiree. Guests will even get to attempt pointed-stick fighting with the powerful King Arthur!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders may pick on your party.
- After waiting for this show, you might find it pleasant to find something that requires more experience.
- If you are visiting with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to line up for the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, chest, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this show may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and legs inside the other guests at significant times.
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