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The Darth Training Academy attraction, temptingly considered to be the only public attraction at Disneyland
Darth Training Academy
June 4, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Learn to act like a Darth at the hands of a real Darth retiree. Guests will even get to try electrostaff wrestling with the pompous Darth Maul!
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or bowel, spinal, stomach, or immunological issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction breaks down more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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