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Below: The Darth Training Academy attraction, curtly grinning in the shrouded moonlight
Darth Training Academy
May 21, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile retirees
Learn to dance like a Darth with the help of a real Darth retiree. Trainees will even be forced to attempt pointed-stick dancing with the nasty Oogie!
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to try something shorter.
- For your safety, you should be free from neck, wrist, viral, kidney, or chest issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- There is a private bathroom adjacent to this attraction's entrance.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the enchanted room.
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