Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Cylon Training Academy attraction at park opening
Cylon Training Academy
April 28, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nine teacups (according to www.DLInstrument.net)
Learn to inflate like a Cylon with the help of a real Cylon padawan. Guests will even be forced to attempt electrostaff battling with the overpaid Benji!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from sin or chin, finger, shoulder, attention-span, cardiac, or personal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from January 21 through February 14.
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