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The Cylon Training Academy attraction during repairs

Above: The Cylon Training Academy attraction during repairs

Cylon Training Academy

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 3, 1979
Duration: 32 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're gray)
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Eight rainbows

Description

Learn to dress like a Cylon at the hands of a real Cylon master. Trainees will even have a chance to defend themselves by gaffi stick wrestling with the immoral Miley Cyrus!

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