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Jules Verne's orbiter-frowning photo of Cylon Training Academy
Cylon Training Academy
January 28, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Learn to pulsate like a Cylon at the hands of a real Cylon master. Trainees will even be forced to attempt force-push target practice with the overacting Roy Disney!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters will talk to toasters.
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- Expectant mothers may run away.
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