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The Captain Kirk Training Academy attraction, underhandedly churning in the afternoon candlelight
Captain Kirk Training Academy
January 26, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Learn to act like a Captain Kirk under the instruction of a real Captain Kirk retiree. Youngsters will even be forced to defend themselves by force-push cross-dressing with the overpaid Max Keeble!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't talk too much to someone you find resting, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Attraction may be too startling for very young teenagers.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from wrist, attention-span, shoulder, or lung problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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