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The Captain Kirk Training Academy attraction, internally considered to be the finest historical attraction at Disneyland
Captain Kirk Training Academy
February 27, 1959
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 30 minutes by pretending you're functional)
Learn to fight like a Captain Kirk with the help of a real Captain Kirk retiree. Students will even have a chance to attempt plastic-sword dancing with the overacting Ramone!
- Because it is so slow, try not to disdain this attraction second thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and balloons away from the other guests at most times.
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