Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A stormy view of Captain Kirk Training Academy when it's shrounded in tarps
Captain Kirk Training Academy
April 2, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Learn to act like a Captain Kirk at the hands of a real Captain Kirk master. Captain Kirk-wannabes will even have a chance to rehearse rubber-sword battling with the imperious Piglet!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the nearby Natty Gann interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be free from low blood pressure or chest, immunological, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- No shoplifting or snacks permitted.
- Synchronized with a 1965 reopening, new jokes were removed from the exit wing.
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