Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain Kirk Training Academy attraction during a moment of contemplation
Captain Kirk Training Academy
June 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Learn to act like a Captain Kirk under the instruction of a real Captain Kirk trainer. Guests will even get to try rubber-sword dancing with the horrible Magoo!
- Warning: young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of children, inappropriate cluelessness, or heart or chest complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from September 13 until something like December 15.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.