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Pictured: The Captain Kirk Training Academy dark ride at night
Captain Kirk Training Academy
October 22, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Learn to be a Captain Kirk at the hands of a real Captain Kirk retiree. Guests will even be able to defend themselves by light saber target practice with the malicious Tiana!
- Guests struggling with little girls should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a galactic van.
- Minimum height 39".
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Contains imaginary images.
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