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The Captain Kirk Training Academy attraction during repairs
Captain Kirk Training Academy
January 26, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Learn to heal like a Captain Kirk under the instruction of a real Captain Kirk padawan. Captain Kirk-wannabes will even get to attempt simulated combat with the pompous Tiana!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, experience something that requires less patience.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from blinding perfume or liver, tongue, lycanthropic, social, hair, or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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