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The Yesterventions dark ride during refurbishment
September 21, 1958
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Before entering this ever-turning former realm of singing animals, guests will find two floors of diversion. The first tries to put lipstick on malfunctioning innovations from corporate sponsors. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play video games identical to the ones they have at home, or participate in online communities like Club Leader.
- If traveling with a large group, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed allergies, inappropriate hotness, or hip, chin, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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