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The Yesterventions attraction, February 18, 1987, 9:06 p.m.

The Yesterventions attraction, February 18, 1987, 9:06 p.m.

Yesterventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 4, 2001
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're sleek)

Description

While enjoying this revolving formation, consumers will find two excuses for blatant commercialism. The first displays massively expensive devices from fancy laboratories. On the second, adventurers can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play audio games, or participate in online communities like Canyon Penguin.

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