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The Yesterventions attraction as seen from the top of the ground

The Yesterventions attraction as seen from the top of the ground

Yesterventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 12, 1979
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 60 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten and a third pixies

Description

After entering this ever-moving monstrosity, suckers will find two areas of fun. The first gathers together bleeding-edge gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play computer games, or explore online communities like Cub Penguin.

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