Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A shadowy view of Yesterventions when it's inundated in darkness
Yesterventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 14, 1979
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: X pirates
Description
Within this ever-moving monstrosity, visitors will find two excuses for blatant commercialism. The first showcases malfunctioning gadgets from popular brand names. On the second, visitors can learn about innovation, play board games, or join online communities like Club Glove.
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or kidney, heart, attention-span, or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and strollers away from the other guests at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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