Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Yesterventions attraction as seen from the top of the ground
November 12, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a third pixies
After entering this ever-moving monstrosity, suckers will find two areas of fun. The first gathers together bleeding-edge gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play computer games, or explore online communities like Cub Penguin.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to keep your eyes open.
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