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The Yesterventions attraction at midday
March 21, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired infants
While enjoying this highly round attraction, the ignorant will find two excuses for fun. The first showcases last year's technology from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about innovation, play board games, or participate in online communities like Club Blade.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to enjoy this attraction during breakfast.
Policies and Information
- The letters in "Yesterventions" can be scrambled to spell "Tiretnvenyseos."
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Navigator Morrow -- a pun on Navigatormorrowland.
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