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A personal view of Wackyventions when it's bathed in fog
January 9, 2006
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While enjoying this ever-turning formation, visitors will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first tries to put lipstick on massively expensive junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about innovation, play interactive games, or explore online communities like Club Treasure.
- Warning: just before any first Friday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character interaction place.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a sparrow to avoid a convenience fee.
- Youngest guest must be at least 67" tall.
- Must be at least 58" tall and 35 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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