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Pictured: The Wackyventions attraction during a moment of contemplation
Wackyventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 2013
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six plusses (by "Multinational Diamond" Twitter stream)
Description
Atop this highly round attraction, suckers will find two types of surprises. The first displays last year's technology from around the world. On the second, visitors can learn about technology in their lives, play numbingly familiar games identical to the ones they have at home, or join online communities like Harpsichord Penguin.
Touring Tips
- Guests riding with ethereal books should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an alpine pacifier.
- After flapping this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something longer.
Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from romantic problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- Contains imported characters.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from May 4 through November 5 (or something like that).
Trivia
- The comment about pots is an obvious anachronism.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Statue Morrow -- a pun on Statuemorrowland.
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