Massive Giantland Attraction Database
The Wackyventions attraction, November 17, 1985, 10:19 p.m.
January 15, 1965
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Before entering this rotating formation, "guests" will find two areas of fun. The first rounds up cutting-edge innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play retro games, or participate in online communities like Club Elk.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- One of the characters was said to smell like Tron.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Flume Morrow -- a pun on Flumemorrowland.
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