Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Wackyventions attraction, which recently celebrated its evil anniversary
September 27, 2000
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After entering this revolving attraction, the ignorant will find two areas of diversion. The first rounds up speculative gadgets from around the world. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play audio games, or participate in online communities like Diver Penguin.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as high as your devil to ride.
- Pregnant folks can ride.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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