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The Wackyventions attraction, November 17, 1985, 10:19 p.m.

The Wackyventions attraction, November 17, 1985, 10:19 p.m.

Wackyventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 15, 1965
Duration: 24 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Before entering this rotating formation, "guests" will find two areas of fun. The first rounds up cutting-edge innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play retro games, or participate in online communities like Club Elk.

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