Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Wackyventions attraction, partially opening in the fading park light
November 12, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Within this rotating former realm of singing animals, suckers will find two displays of blatant commercialism. The first tries to put lipstick on speculative products from corporate sponsors. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play video games, or explore online communities like Cup Penguin.
- If traveling with tweens , they won't want to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35 microns.
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
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