Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Wackyventions attraction during refurbishment
May 12, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Atop this rotating monstrosity, the ignorant will find two sections of diversion. The first showcases malfunctioning innovations from local swapmeets. On the second, guests can learn about science, play numbingly familiar games, or join online communities like Helicopter Penguin.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you rescue something more magical.
- Minimum height 39 peta-angstroms.
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