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The Wackyventions show, which recently celebrated its grand anniversary

Above: The Wackyventions show, which recently celebrated its grand anniversary

Wackyventions

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: July 1, 1966
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

Atop this highly round exhibit hall, consumers will find two types of blatant commercialism. The first rounds up malfunctioning junk from high-tech innovators. On the second, guests can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play audio games, or join online communities like Steamer Penguin.

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