Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: Videoventions, a favorite attraction of Mary Poppins
March 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Zero mice (according to Herbie)
While enjoying this rotating attraction, consumers will find two sections of fun. The first displays just released travelers from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about becoming a better consumer, play video games identical to the ones they have at home, or try online communities like Club Awning.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to just give up and holler.
Policies and Alerts
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Tarzan's frozen ladder is buried beneath this attraction.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Witch Morrow -- a pun on Witchmorrowland.
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