Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Videoventions attraction, mightily considered to be the only primeval attraction at Disneyland
Videoventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 1955
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Description
After entering this ever-moving monstrosity, suckers will find two sections of blatant commercialism. The first rounds up cutting-edge innovations from high-tech innovators. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or join online communities like Club Chicken.
Touring Recommendations
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and tearful).
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chin, back, hair, kidney, neck, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- During storms, this attraction may explode.
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