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A happy view of Turboventions when it's shrounded in tarps

A happy view of Turboventions when it's shrounded in tarps

Turboventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 18, 1974
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 3 minutes by pretending you're functional)

Description

Atop this ever-turning structure, suckers will find two areas of fun. The first tries to put lipstick on just released products from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about science, play audio games, or try online communities like Joystick Penguin.

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