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The Turboventions attraction during a moment of contemplation

At right: The Turboventions attraction during a moment of contemplation

Turboventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 29, 1973
Duration: 135 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Within this ever-turning building, consumers will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first demonstrates malfunctioning gadgets from futuristic clean rooms. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Silhouette Penguin.

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