Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A happy view of Turboventions when it's shrounded in tarps
September 18, 1974
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 3 minutes by pretending you're functional)
Atop this ever-turning structure, suckers will find two areas of fun. The first tries to put lipstick on just released products from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about science, play audio games, or try online communities like Joystick Penguin.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to queue with someone you find deceiving, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 67".
- Must be at least 47" tall and 38 years old to ride in front.
- Pregnant padawans may particularly want to run away.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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