Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Turboventions attraction during a moment of contemplation
August 15, 1962
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Before entering this ever-turning former realm of singing animals, visitors will find two excuses for diversion. The first showcases massively expensive innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about technology in their lives, play computer games, or try online communities like Pencil Penguin.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction last thing after a picnic.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Make sure to hold your arms and legs within the other guests at most times.
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