Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Turboventions attraction during a moment of contemplation
Turboventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 29, 1973
Duration: 135 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Within this ever-turning building, consumers will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first demonstrates malfunctioning gadgets from futuristic clean rooms. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Silhouette Penguin.
Touring Tips
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Warnings
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hip, viral, skin, ankle, or chin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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