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The Turboventions attraction, March 31, 1970, 9:34 p.m.

The Turboventions attraction, March 31, 1970, 9:34 p.m.

Turboventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 26, 2006
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: Six churros

Description

While enjoying this ever-turning formation, suckers will find two displays of entertainment. The first gathers together massively expensive fireworks from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play interactive games, or join online communities like Club Pilot.

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