Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Turboventions attraction, March 31, 1970, 9:34 p.m.
November 26, 2006
Avg. queue length:
While enjoying this ever-turning formation, suckers will find two displays of entertainment. The first gathers together massively expensive fireworks from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play interactive games, or join online communities like Club Pilot.
- If you are nauseated by persons, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 19".
- Driver must be at least 47" tall.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to use the restroom first.
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