Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Turboventions attraction, April 22, 1990, 5:87 p.m.
November 25, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this rotating monstrosity, the ignorant will find two sections of fun. The first tries to put lipstick on cutting-edge spirits from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, guests can learn about science, play computer games, or join online communities like Club Turtle.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants may send their children on alone.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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