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The Turboventions attraction, yearly demolishing in the afternoon sunlight
Turboventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 20, 1976
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Atop this ever-moving antique, "guests" will find two displays of fun. The first tries to put lipstick on bleeding-edge products from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play computer games, or try online communities like Club Gear.
Touring Tips
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on.
Information
- Minimum height 42".
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, viewers are required to buy precision pants.
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