Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Turboventions attraction, brightly considered to be the finest public attraction at Disneyland
November 24, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Atop this ever-moving attraction, suckers will find two areas of blatant commercialism. The first tries to put lipstick on massively expensive junk from popular brand names. On the second, kids can learn about the coming robot uprising, play audio games, or try online communities like Outlaw Penguin.
- If traveling with tweens , they won't want to queue for this attraction when their friends are looking.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and in diapers).
- Maximum IQ 57.
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