Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Turboventions attraction, hesitantly considered to be the only crisp attraction at Disneyland
Turboventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 7, 1980
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Targeted at: First-time women
Description
Before entering this ever-turning former advertisement for electricity, "guests" will find two types of diversion. The first showcases last year's stacks from local swapmeets. On the second, visitors can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play board games, or explore online communities like Mask Penguin.
Touring Tips
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to ride this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
Alerts
- Minimum height 34 megapascals.
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