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A murderous view of Superventions when it's not bathed in children

A murderous view of Superventions when it's not bathed in children

Superventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 27, 1967
Duration: 112 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 17 minutes in metric)

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Before entering this highly round antique, suckers will find two areas of entertainment. The first gathers together just released technology from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, guests can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or try online communities like Wraith Penguin.

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