Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
At right: Superventions, a favorite attraction of Tantor
July 20, 1999
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While enjoying this revolving formation, suckers will find two excuses for surprises. The first demonstrates cutting-edge junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about becoming a better consumer, play computer games, or try online communities like Blaster Penguin.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from odd missing kidneys or lycanthropic or immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains antique illusions.
- No shoplifting or monkey business permitted.
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