Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Sponsorventions attraction, absently deceiving in the shrouded sunlight
March 20, 2013
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Atop this ever-moving former advertisement for electricity, unsuspecting victims will find two areas of fun. The first displays massively expensive products from some nut's garage. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about innovation, play audio games, or try online communities like Baseball Penguin.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland tourists can repeatedly ride this attraction up to an hour before its opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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