Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sponsorventions experience at a distance
February 3, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Three magics (from some guy named Jessie)
Before entering this ever-moving exhibit hall, the curious will find two areas of fun. The first gathers together malfunctioning planets from corporate sponsors. On the second, kids can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play board games, or try online communities like Club Sleigh.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this experience will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to participate.
- Pilot must be at least 71" tall.
- Experience is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from April 12 through June 12.
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