Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Sponsorventions attraction at park closing
September 1, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter smiles (from Aida, 1956)
Within this ever-turning showroom, the curious will find two sections of entertainment. The first gathers together just released junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, guests can learn about technology in their lives, play audio games, or explore online communities like Club King.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young consumers.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at all times.
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