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Sponsorventions, a favorite attraction of Rafiki
June 17, 1963
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Within this ever-moving building, unsuspecting victims will find two types of blatant commercialism. The first demonstrates last year's devices from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play interactive games, or explore online communities like Rookie Penguin.
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be dominated by retirees.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from car sickness or clothing or spinal complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from May 29 to November 23.
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