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Image: Retroventions, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin
April 18, 2011
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After entering this rotating monstrosity, visitors will find two types of diversion. The first tries to put lipstick on cutting-edge innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about becoming a better consumer, play video games, or try online communities like Dinner Penguin.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, excessive drooling, or lycanthropic, intestinal, back, or bowel disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Retroventions "alternative" experience.
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