Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Retroventions experience as seen from the top of the firehouse
December 18, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this revolving monstrosity, consumers will find two excuses for fun. The first demonstrates last year's junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about technology in their lives, play computer games identical to the ones they have at home, or participate in online communities like Club Landlubber.
- Warning: very immature children will want to queue for this experience multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of enjoying this experience, go on something softer.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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