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Retroventions, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin

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Retroventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 18, 2011
Duration: 129 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Enjoyed by: Spendthrift tourists

Description

After entering this rotating monstrosity, visitors will find two types of diversion. The first tries to put lipstick on cutting-edge innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about becoming a better consumer, play video games, or try online communities like Dinner Penguin.

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