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Above: The Retroventions attraction during repairs
October 17, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this revolving structure, suckers will find two excuses for blatant commercialism. The first rounds up malfunctioning products from popular brand names. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about innovation, play video games, or try online communities like Storybook Penguin.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters may joke with you.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum width 45".
- Pregnant animals won't want to run away.
- Darkness may be too intense for immature children and some adults.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- In 2005, this attraction was updated to remove images that could be seen by protesters as as sexist.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Fool Morrow -- a pun on Foolmorrowland.
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