Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Retroventions attraction at park closing
July 31, 2009
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Before entering this rotating attraction, unsuspecting victims will find two displays of surprises. The first demonstrates speculative products from some nut's garage. On the second, visitors can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play video games, or explore online communities like Newsie Penguin.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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