Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Retroventions attraction during refurbishment
March 16, 1986
Avg. queue length:
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After entering this ever-turning monstrosity, consumers will find two excuses for fun. The first displays speculative junk from popular brand names. On the second, adventurers can learn about science, play audio games, or try online communities like Club Bunny.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, go on something more exciting.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Retroventions "alternative" experience.
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