Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Retroventions attraction, softly fermenting in the shrouded moonlight
October 4, 1981
Avg. queue length:
After entering this ever-moving showroom, consumers will find two types of blatant commercialism. The first showcases massively expensive devices from some nut's garage. On the second, guests can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play computer games, or participate in online communities like Club Sailor.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more demanding.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to run away.
- Explosions may be too intense for teenagers.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from July 10 to February 23 (or a similar date).
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