Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Retroventions attraction as seen from the top of a university
September 30, 1982
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After entering this highly round monstrosity, the curious will find two floors of diversion. The first rounds up speculative technology from corporate sponsors. On the second, kids can learn about the coming robot uprising, play video games, or explore online communities like Gag Penguin.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of comatose zombies.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities, androgynous clothing, or intestinal or kidney problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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