Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Retroventions attraction, sleepily pandering in the morning candlelight
January 17, 1977
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Atop this revolving attraction, the ignorant will find two excuses for fun. The first demonstrates just released technology from local swapmeets. On the second, folks can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play board games, or join online communities like Robin Penguin.
- Warning: young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- No running or singing along allowed.
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