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The Productoventions attraction, which recently celebrated its safe anniversary
Productoventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 23, 1959
Duration: Unrelenting
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Recommended for: Spendthrift fathers
Description
Before entering this ever-turning showroom, consumers will find two excuses for diversion. The first tries to put lipstick on speculative innovations from some nut's garage. On the second, adventurers can learn about technology in their lives, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Club Billboard.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with young children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland cast members will want to find this attraction up to a minute after its closing.
Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
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