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A strange view of Productoventions when it's bathed in darkness
Productoventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 20, 1990
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Designed for: Locals
Description
After entering this rotating exhibit hall, suckers will find two types of fun. The first gathers together malfunctioning pacifiers from local swapmeets. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about innovation, play retro games, or participate in online communities like Club Satellite.
Touring Advice
- If it's dark out, cast members are apt to pick on you.
Guest Warnings
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
Trivia
- The natural spine is named Card Walker.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the last room.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Sail Morrow -- a pun on Sailmorrowland.
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