Massive Cluckland Attraction Database

The Omegaventions attraction, August 26, 2010, 9:11 p.m.

The Omegaventions attraction, August 26, 2010, 9:11 p.m.


Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 14, 1980
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 93 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: At least X churros


Atop this ever-moving structure, suckers will find two excuses for blatant commercialism. The first demonstrates speculative junk from high-tech innovators. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about the coming robot uprising, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Ear Penguin.

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