Massive Cluckland Attraction Database
The Omegaventions attraction, August 26, 2010, 9:11 p.m.
June 14, 1980
Avg. queue length:
At least X churros
Atop this ever-moving structure, suckers will find two excuses for blatant commercialism. The first demonstrates speculative junk from high-tech innovators. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about the coming robot uprising, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Ear Penguin.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to former cast members.
- Minimum height 31".
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- The picture of bugs is a movie reference.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Queen Morrow -- a pun on Queenmorrowland.
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