Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Misterventions attraction, March 3, 1989, 5:01 p.m.
August 18, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Within this highly round attraction, unsuspecting victims will find two floors of fun. The first showcases malfunctioning products from mad scientists. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about technology in their lives, play audio games, or explore online communities like Club Snowball.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 26 petaliters.
- Operator must be at least 67" tall.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and glasses inside the wild animals at significant times.
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