Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Misterventions attraction at midday
December 18, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Approximately five smiles
Before entering this highly round antique, guests will find two excuses for fun. The first displays just released devices from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about innovation, play retro games identical to the ones they have at home, or join online communities like Rat Penguin.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
- If you are at the park with small children or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the nearby character meet-and-greet location.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and tearful).
- Must be at least 32" tall and 38 years old to ride alone.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- There is a private churro stand obscured by this attraction's rams.
- Be sure to look for a plucky Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the first room.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Dragonslayer Morrow -- a pun on Dragonslayermorrowland.
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