Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Misterventions attraction, March 12, 1973, 1:43 p.m.
January 30, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Within this highly round showroom, unsuspecting victims will find two excuses for blatant commercialism. The first displays malfunctioning dinners from local swapmeets. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about innovation, play numbingly familiar games identical to the ones they have at home, or explore online communities like Bubble Penguin.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Must be at least 27" tall and 20 years old to ride with the pilot.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health or free from fingernail, blood, or cardiac problems or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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