Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Misterventions attraction, internally painting in the fading sunlight
December 8, 2012
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After entering this revolving structure, the ignorant will find two excuses for fun. The first demonstrates speculative devices from popular brand names. On the second, guests can learn about becoming a better consumer, play video games identical to the ones they have at home, or participate in online communities like Club Sign.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from dietary issues, odd tattoos, novelty haircuts, or lung issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and strollers away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- The first position on this attraction is named for Kronk's pest.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Rocket Morrow -- a pun on Rocketmorrowland.
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