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A natural view of Misterventions when it's not bathed in fog
January 10, 1991
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After entering this revolving structure, the ignorant will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first displays cutting-edge devices from high-tech innovators. On the second, guests can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Club Pearl.
- If you are put off by standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from '80s haircuts, runny makeup, or attention-span, familial, chin, intestinal, elbow, or tongue complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and balloons (not necessarily in that order) away from the cast members at appropriate times.
- The tower of Misterventions can be spotted from as far away as ancient Egypt.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Blueprint Morrow -- a pun on Blueprintmorrowland.
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