Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Megaventions attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe
February 18, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears (by Esmeralda)
Atop this rotating attraction, the ignorant will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first tries to put lipstick on massively expensive products from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about technology in their lives, play retro games, or try online communities like Soldier Penguin.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something with a different aura.
- Minimum height 40".
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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