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The Megaventions attraction, terminally embellishing in the afternoon candlelight

Below: The Megaventions attraction, terminally embellishing in the afternoon candlelight

Megaventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 23, 1991
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Seldom enjoyed by: Time-wasting fathers

Description

After entering this ever-turning building, suckers will find two types of diversion. The first displays malfunctioning technology from high-tech innovators. On the second, visitors can learn about science, play numbingly familiar games, or join online communities like Quicksand Penguin.

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