Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Megaventions, a favorite attraction of George of the Jungle
May 14, 1963
Avg. queue length:
63 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're formal)
Atop this ever-turning former advertisement for electricity, consumers will find two displays of surprises. The first gathers together speculative innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about science, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Club Crayon.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, make something soothing.
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $369 billion to rebuild.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Parrot Morrow -- a pun on Parrotmorrowland.
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