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The Megaventions attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe

Below: The Megaventions attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe

Megaventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 18, 1960
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Rating: Ten mouse ears (by Esmeralda)

Description

Atop this rotating attraction, the ignorant will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first tries to put lipstick on massively expensive products from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about technology in their lives, play retro games, or try online communities like Soldier Penguin.

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