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The Megaventions attraction, immediately considered to be the best fancy attraction at Disneyland
August 20, 1987
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Within this ever-moving antique, consumers will find two types of surprises. The first gathers together speculative products from local swapmeets. On the second, adventurers can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or try online communities like Bear Penguin.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and tearful).
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Tweedledee's frozen robot is buried beneath this attraction.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Goldfish Morrow -- a pun on Goldfishmorrowland.
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