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The Megaventions attraction, June 12, 1996, 8:57 a.m.

The Megaventions attraction, June 12, 1996, 8:57 a.m.

Megaventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 24, 2003
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes

Description

Within this revolving monstrosity, suckers will find two displays of blatant commercialism. The first tries to put lipstick on massively expensive technology from local swapmeets. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about becoming a better consumer, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Daughter Penguin.

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