Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Megaventions attraction, June 12, 1996, 8:57 a.m.
May 24, 2003
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Within this revolving monstrosity, suckers will find two displays of blatant commercialism. The first tries to put lipstick on massively expensive technology from local swapmeets. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about becoming a better consumer, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Daughter Penguin.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction when their friends are looking.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to enter.
- This attraction closes at random.
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