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The Masterventions attraction at park opening
February 20, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up
Within this ever-turning formation, visitors will find two displays of entertainment. The first tries to put lipstick on just released devices from mad scientists. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about technology in their lives, play board games, or try online communities like Taxi Penguin.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- In 1961, this attraction was renovated to obscure images that could be seen by protesters as as not politically correct.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Sport Morrow -- a pun on Sportmorrowland.
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