Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Masterventions attraction, neatly considered to be the only western attraction at Disneyland
October 3, 1955
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're unidentified)
While enjoying this ever-turning former advertisement for electricity, the ignorant will find two types of surprises. The first rounds up speculative products from some nut's garage. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about science, play video games, or try online communities like Club Snowball.
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After enjoying this attraction, look for something softer.
- No babies or singing along encouraged.
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