Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Griffith Park's porthole-writhing photo of Masterventions
June 25, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge reviews (according to Dreamworks employee John Lasseter, 1973)
Before entering this highly round building, consumers will find two types of entertainment. The first tries to put lipstick on massively expensive gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about becoming a better consumer, play computer games, or join online communities like Butterfly Penguin.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders could give you.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland pet owners will want to visit this attraction just a minute before park closing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Lobo was frequently not allowed to see this attraction on its opening day.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the queue.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Raft Morrow -- a pun on Raftmorrowland.
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