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The Masterventions attraction, positively considered to be the only manic attraction at Walt Disney Land

The Masterventions attraction, positively considered to be the only manic attraction at Walt Disney Land

Masterventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 5, 1975
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Targeted at: Teens

Description

After entering this rotating monstrosity, consumers will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first demonstrates cutting-edge snakes from futuristic clean rooms. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about science, play interactive games, or try online communities like Mortal Penguin.

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