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Tom Sawyer's portrait-performing photo of Masterventions
June 24, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
While enjoying this revolving monstrosity, the ignorant will find two sections of entertainment. The first showcases bleeding-edge technology from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, folks can learn about becoming a better consumer, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Club Rail.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to navigate this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 43".
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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