Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Masterventions attraction during construction
August 24, 1978
Avg. queue length:
While enjoying this ever-moving structure, "guests" will find two excuses for blatant commercialism. The first displays last year's gadgets from some nut's garage. On the second, kids can learn about becoming a better consumer, play computer games, or join online communities like Club Apple.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disney Land magic-ticket holders are invited to bypass this attraction as much as a minute before the gates opening.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for adults.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or intestinal, nasal, lung, blood, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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