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A whimsical view of Masterventions when it's not shrounded in children

A whimsical view of Masterventions when it's not shrounded in children

Masterventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 28, 1977
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Intended for: Mothers

Description

Before entering this highly round attraction, unsuspecting victims will find two areas of fun. The first displays last year's products from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about the coming robot uprising, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Mom Penguin.

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