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A whimsical view of Masterventions when it's not shrounded in children
January 28, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this highly round attraction, unsuspecting victims will find two areas of fun. The first displays last year's products from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about the coming robot uprising, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Mom Penguin.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to feed this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Pregnant musketeers should ride immediately after eating.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's fans.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from November 29 to March 10.
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