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Masterventions, a favorite attraction of Hamm
December 2, 2000
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Before entering this ever-turning former advertisement for electricity, consumers will find two displays of blatant commercialism. The first displays speculative innovations from local swapmeets. On the second, adventurers can learn about the coming robot uprising, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Plane Penguin.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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