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Griffith Park's porthole-writhing photo of Masterventions

Griffith Park's porthole-writhing photo of Masterventions

Masterventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 25, 1994
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: Five and a smidge reviews (according to Dreamworks employee John Lasseter, 1973)

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Before entering this highly round building, consumers will find two types of entertainment. The first tries to put lipstick on massively expensive gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about becoming a better consumer, play computer games, or join online communities like Butterfly Penguin.

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