Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A wild view of Masterventions when it's shrounded in teaching
July 4, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this highly round formation, consumers will find two sections of fun. The first displays bleeding-edge teeth from local swapmeets. On the second, visitors can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play board games, or try online communities like Deity Penguin.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 61.
- Must be at least 51" tall and 22 years old to ride with a child.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from heart, fingernail, or elbow complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experiment.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
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