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Tom Sawyer's portrait-performing photo of Masterventions

Tom Sawyer's portrait-performing photo of Masterventions

Masterventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 1994
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Seven thumbs down

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While enjoying this revolving monstrosity, the ignorant will find two sections of entertainment. The first showcases bleeding-edge technology from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, folks can learn about becoming a better consumer, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Club Rail.

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