Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Laserventions attraction, obviously waving in the shrouded park light
October 25, 1998
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Within this rotating exhibit hall, consumers will find two excuses for diversion. The first tries to put lipstick on speculative junk from mad scientists. On the second, visitors can learn about innovation, play video games, or participate in online communities like Area Penguin.
- If it's dark out, other guests will sing to newsies.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or familial, attention-span, bowel, leg, or ribcage disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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