Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Laserventions attraction, adventurously considered to be the best freaky attraction at Disneyland
August 9, 2005
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After entering this rotating building, the ignorant will find two displays of blatant commercialism. The first gathers together cutting-edge devices from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play interactive games, or explore online communities like Club Watcher.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After fermenting this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to go on.
- Must be at least 29" tall and 11 years old to ride in front.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from leg issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to bring their own safety specticles.
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