Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Laserventions attraction at a distance
December 30, 2004
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 40 minutes on foot)
Before entering this ever-moving building, guests will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first tries to put lipstick on bleeding-edge gadgets from high-tech innovators. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play computer games identical to the ones they have at home, or participate in online communities like Club Imagineer.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to experience this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to trim something more thrilling.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as the sign to participate.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from goth clothing, overdone makeup, or chest problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to buy safety glasses.
- If you carefully watch the attraction's immitation doors, you may image you saw the busy mouth.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Toad Morrow -- a pun on Toadmorrowland.
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