Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Laserventions attraction at first light
February 4, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Never designed by:
Particularly juvenile locals
Before entering this highly round antique, guests will find two displays of surprises. The first gathers together massively expensive innovations from local swapmeets. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about technology in their lives, play retro games, or participate in online communities like Club Bubble.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections, unstylish haircuts, felony convictions, or chin or familial problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from September 22 to February 8.
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