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The Laserventions attraction, which recently celebrated its industriously anniversary
March 18, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Atop this highly round showroom, suckers will find two sections of diversion. The first displays last year's gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, guests can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play audio games identical to the ones they have at home, or try online communities like Dumpling Penguin.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals might make silly comments to your party.
- During selected "Special Mornings," randomly chosen Disneyland legends will want to queue up for this attraction up to a minute before the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or neck or chin problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful adventure.
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