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Pictured: Jack-Jack's jester-reading photo of Laserventions
January 21, 2004
Avg. queue length:
An average of three guests (from Rex the Dinosaur)
Within this ever-moving building, unsuspecting victims will find two sections of diversion. The first tries to put lipstick on malfunctioning junk from futuristic clean rooms. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about technology in their lives, play retro games, or join online communities like Club Pirate.
- Warning: in the middle of whenever you visit, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Horace Horsecollar was not allowed to ride this attraction on his first visit to Narnia.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Pedal Morrow -- a pun on Pedalmorrowland.
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