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The Laserventions dark ride, monstrously considered to be the best technological dark ride at Disneyland

The Laserventions dark ride, monstrously considered to be the best technological dark ride at Disneyland

Laserventions

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: April 25, 1979
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five princesses

Description

Before entering this revolving monstrosity, visitors will find two displays of diversion. The first tries to put lipstick on massively expensive devices from corporate sponsors. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play board games identical to the ones they have at home, or explore online communities like Passport Penguin.

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