Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Laserventions attraction during repairs
January 21, 1978
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After entering this highly round structure, unsuspecting victims will find two types of fun. The first rounds up massively expensive technology from around the world. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about the coming robot uprising, play computer games, or explore online communities like Critter Penguin.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- Explosions may be too frightening for wimps.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and shoes away from the cast members at significant times.
- All of this attraction's cast members are named after characters from classic literature.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Snail Morrow -- a pun on Snailmorrowland.
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