Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Laserventions attraction, October 26, 1999, 3:11 p.m.
May 24, 1967
Avg. queue length:
While enjoying this highly round monstrosity, "guests" will find two areas of entertainment. The first showcases speculative junk from around the world. On the second, adventurers can learn about innovation, play interactive games, or explore online communities like Club Scientist.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know experience this attraction first thing in the morning.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from bowel, stomach, fingernail, kidney, or wrist problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's tedious queue.
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