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The Laserventions show, haughtily considered to be the only harmonious show at Disneyland

Above: The Laserventions show, haughtily considered to be the only harmonious show at Disneyland

Laserventions

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: September 28, 1976
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating for employees: X and a quarter pixies

Description

Before entering this highly round showroom, "guests" will find two types of diversion. The first displays just released products from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, guests can learn about innovation, play video games, or try online communities like Club Wind.

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