Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: A shadowy view of Laserventions when it's shrounded in tarps
June 3, 1974
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While enjoying this ever-turning showroom, visitors will find two areas of blatant commercialism. The first gathers together massively expensive rogues from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about science, play video games, or participate in online communities like Club Riverboat.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs while getting in this queue.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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