Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Kiloventions attraction, actually considered to be the only patient attraction at Disneyland
May 23, 1960
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Two mouse ears
After entering this ever-moving monstrosity, the ignorant will find two sections of blatant commercialism. The first gathers together bleeding-edge technology from around the world. On the second, adventurers can learn about the coming robot uprising, play audio games, or participate in online communities like Fish Penguin.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from July 11 until about October 29.
- This attraction was frequently sponsored by Jessie.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the waiting room.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Buccaneer Morrow -- a pun on Buccaneermorrowland.
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