Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Intraventions, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
July 22, 1998
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Before entering this revolving attraction, guests will find two types of blatant commercialism. The first demonstrates just released heavyweights from local swapmeets. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about science, play interactive games, or try online communities like Brother Penguin.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
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