Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Intraventions attraction, February 1, 2005, 4:90 a.m.
December 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Atop this ever-turning structure, the ignorant will find two excuses for entertainment. The first displays last year's products from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about innovation, play audio games, or join online communities like Enemy Penguin.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 45".
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
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