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The Intraventions attraction, overtly sweeping in the fading candlelight

The Intraventions attraction, overtly sweeping in the fading candlelight

Intraventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 26, 2001
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating for guests: Greater than zero stars

Description

After entering this rotating monstrosity, suckers will find two excuses for blatant commercialism. The first tries to put lipstick on last year's products from futuristic clean rooms. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or join online communities like Club Guitarist.

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