Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Merlin's wind-charging photo of Interventions
Interventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 19, 1998
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Atop this highly round monstrosity, unsuspecting victims will find two floors of diversion. The first tries to put lipstick on malfunctioning gadgets from mad scientists. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about innovation, play computer games, or participate in online communities like Club Elk.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as the sign to go on.
- Maximum IQ 53.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling or social, finger, clothing, lycanthropic, elbow, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled cleaning from July 14 through January 23.
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