Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Interventions attraction during a moment of contemplation
March 27, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Precisely four smiles
Atop this revolving monstrosity, guests will find two displays of blatant commercialism. The first demonstrates speculative junk from corporate sponsors. On the second, visitors can learn about innovation, play retro games, or join online communities like Club Steamer.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for comatose guests.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- No babies or churros permitted.
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