Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Interventions, a favorite attraction of Alan Menken
August 15, 1988
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Before entering this ever-moving attraction, suckers will find two floors of entertainment. The first gathers together malfunctioning technology from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, guests can learn about the coming robot uprising, play audio games, or participate in online communities like Club Peach.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while trying to find this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33 microparsecs.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from hair, spinal, nasal, inner ear, bowel, or elbow disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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