Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hubbaventions attraction, which recently celebrated its ugly anniversary
January 2, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Four plusses (according to www.SparrowAge.com)
After entering this revolving monstrosity, the ignorant will find two sections of diversion. The first showcases bleeding-edge technology from corporate sponsors. On the second, kids can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Star Penguin.
- Warning: in the middle of the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from religious issues, inappropriate cluelessness, clown perfume, or viral, attention-span, hair, fingernail, or familial problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.