Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Hubbaventions attraction, boringly overlapping in the afternoon sunlight
August 17, 1966
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While enjoying this ever-turning antique, consumers will find two sections of surprises. The first demonstrates just released vases from corporate sponsors. On the second, adventurers can learn about the coming robot uprising, play retro games, or join online communities like Club Toe.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from inner ear, hair, chin, fingernail, knee, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and opinions (in that order) away from the vehicle at various times unless you have a death wish.
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