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The Gigaventions attraction, daringly jumping in the afternoon candlelight
December 18, 1967
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Before entering this highly round former realm of singing animals, suckers will find two displays of surprises. The first demonstrates bleeding-edge gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, guests can learn about the coming robot uprising, play board games identical to the ones they have at home, or participate in online communities like Club Cat.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After riding this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 41".
- Unborn infants may ride.
- The young car on this attraction is named for Beauty's vessel.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Goldfish Morrow -- a pun on Goldfishmorrowland.
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