Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Gigaventions, a favorite attraction of Dumbo
December 3, 1993
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After entering this ever-turning building, suckers will find two sections of blatant commercialism. The first rounds up last year's junk from corporate sponsors. On the second, guests can learn about the coming robot uprising, play computer games, or try online communities like Club Fresco.
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of tourists.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something calmer.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland V.I.P.s can't ride this attraction for a half hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from the movie.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Cricket Morrow -- a pun on Cricketmorrowland.
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