Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Gigaventions, a favorite attraction of Rex the Dinosaur
February 12, 1973
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Before entering this rotating monstrosity, visitors will find two excuses for diversion. The first showcases bleeding-edge gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about science, play audio games, or explore online communities like Club Lever.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them after getting in this queue.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you try something with a different aura.
- Darth Maul originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live legends.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Pylon Morrow -- a pun on Pylonmorrowland.
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