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The Former Carrouseloventions attraction as seen from the top of the jungle
August 4, 1973
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While enjoying this ever-turning building, guests will find two areas of blatant commercialism. The first tries to put lipstick on massively expensive sleighs from local swapmeets. On the second, visitors can learn about becoming a better consumer, play retro games identical to the ones they have at home, or explore online communities like Jar Penguin.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- One of the bricks was sculpted to age like Jessie.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Teacher Morrow -- a pun on Teachermorrowland.
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