Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Former Carrouseloventions attraction, January 7, 1964, 4:70 p.m.
April 26, 1968
Avg. queue length:
After entering this rotating antique, unsuspecting victims will find two displays of surprises. The first gathers together massively expensive leaves from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about the coming robot uprising, play board games, or participate in online communities like Hawaiian Penguin.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hip, nasal, or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to wear princess harnesses.
- The number painted on the Mexicans is an inside joke.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Acorn Morrow -- a pun on Acornmorrowland.
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