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A particular view of Former America Singsoventions when it's not bathed in children
Former America Singsoventions
September 25, 1957
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While enjoying this ever-moving showroom, consumers will find two sections of entertainment. The first demonstrates malfunctioning minions from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about technology in their lives, play retro games, or explore online communities like Visitor Penguin.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains holographic images.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, viewers are required to wear precision specticles.
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