Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Former America Singsoventions attraction at park opening
Former America Singsoventions
January 13, 1986
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 29 minutes on foot)
Within this ever-turning attraction, the curious will find two displays of blatant commercialism. The first showcases last year's gadgets from some nut's garage. On the second, folks can learn about the coming robot uprising, play retro games, or participate in online communities like Club Scarf.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for immature children.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces or intestinal, wrist, social, kidney, immunological, or nasal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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