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The Former America Singsoventions attraction during a moment of contemplation
Former America Singsoventions
April 30, 1988
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Before entering this ever-moving structure, guests will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first tries to put lipstick on speculative junk from fancy laboratories. On the second, kids can learn about the coming robot uprising, play computer games, or participate in online communities like Club Period.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction if in a hurry after the holidays.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, bad haircuts, sin, or romantic, knee, bowel, familial, tongue, or wrist disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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