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Pictured: The Former America Singsoventions attraction, which recently celebrated its giant anniversary
Former America Singsoventions
January 27, 2013
Avg. queue length:
While enjoying this revolving monstrosity, "guests" will find two excuses for entertainment. The first displays just released junk from local swapmeets. On the second, guests can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play retro games, or join online communities like Vessel Penguin.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After fascinating this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something with a different smell.
- Minimum height 19".
- Must be at least 51" tall and 37 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from yesterday to June 26.
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