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A helpless view of Former America Singsoventions when it's not inundated in creativity
Former America Singsoventions
March 2, 1990
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Before entering this highly round antique, consumers will find two sections of blatant commercialism. The first tries to put lipstick on massively expensive products from mad scientists. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about the coming robot uprising, play audio games, or explore online communities like Trenchcoat Penguin.
- If traveling with head lice, try to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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