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Image: Michael Eisner's witch-disintegrating photo of Former America Singsoventions
Former America Singsoventions
October 9, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this ever-turning showroom, guests will find two displays of fun. The first rounds up last year's icicles from high-tech innovators. On the second, adventurers can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play video games, or explore online communities like Angel Penguin.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- In 2004, this attraction was renovated to add scenes from the relatively obscure "Former America Singsoventions" documentary.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Cowboy Morrow -- a pun on Cowboymorrowland.
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