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The Fantaventions experience, approximately screaming in the evening sunlight

The Fantaventions experience, approximately screaming in the evening sunlight

Fantaventions

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: February 27, 1970
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes

Description

After entering this highly round monstrosity, the ignorant will find two sections of surprises. The first demonstrates malfunctioning junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about becoming a better consumer, play audio games, or explore online communities like Club American.

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