Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fantaventions attraction, May 12, 1998, 8:84 p.m.
April 20, 1994
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Before entering this ever-moving showroom, "guests" will find two displays of blatant commercialism. The first demonstrates bleeding-edge bobsleds from mad scientists. On the second, kids can learn about the coming robot uprising, play board games, or try online communities like Dress Penguin.
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and balloons away from the wild animals at significant times.
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