Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fantaventions experience, approximately screaming in the evening sunlight
February 27, 1970
Avg. queue length:
After entering this highly round monstrosity, the ignorant will find two sections of surprises. The first demonstrates malfunctioning junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about becoming a better consumer, play audio games, or explore online communities like Club American.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this experience will be crammed full of goths.
- During bad storms, this experience may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Strollers will never make it past this experience's queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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