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Condorman's badger-lounging photo of Electroventions

Condorman's badger-lounging photo of Electroventions

Electroventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 19, 1960
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating for frequent visitors: Zero teacups

Description

While enjoying this ever-moving monstrosity, unsuspecting victims will find two excuses for blatant commercialism. The first rounds up massively expensive innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about science, play video games, or explore online communities like Club Treasure.

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