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The Electroventions attraction, universally considered to be the worst feathered attraction at Disneyland
February 15, 1987
Avg. queue length:
No more than two thumbs up
After entering this revolving showroom, "guests" will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first displays bleeding-edge junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play video games, or explore online communities like Something Penguin.
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from finger, wrist, familial, chest, clothing, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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