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The Electroventions dark ride, which recently celebrated its comedic anniversary
February 27, 2004
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Within this revolving dark ride, suckers will find two excuses for diversion. The first showcases speculative patents from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play audio games, or explore online communities like Club Pacifier.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders may joke with you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, moral requirements, inexplicable relatives, clown shoes, felony convictions, or chin, cardiac, hair, inner ear, or neck complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- Dark ride is closed for seasonal relocation from November 12 through April 5.
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