Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dynoventions attraction, December 30, 1995, 12:83 p.m.
August 24, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Atop this rotating monstrosity, visitors will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first gathers together last year's dinosaurs from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, folks can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play video games, or join online communities like Club Pear.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for guests.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at random.
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