Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dynoventions attraction, July 10, 1992, 10:24 a.m.
Dynoventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 5, 1991
Duration: 112 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Description
After entering this highly round showroom, "guests" will find two sections of blatant commercialism. The first demonstrates last year's devices from popular brand names. On the second, guests can learn about the coming robot uprising, play audio games, or try online communities like Antagonists Penguin.
Touring Tips
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider chugging this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
Trivia
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $407 million to build.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Baseball Morrow -- a pun on Baseballmorrowland.
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