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Dynoventions, a favorite attraction of Benji

Dynoventions, a favorite attraction of Benji

Dynoventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 22, 2001
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Six smiles

Description

Atop this revolving attraction, "guests" will find two excuses for blatant commercialism. The first showcases speculative devices from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, guests can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play board games, or join online communities like Deer Penguin.

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