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The Dynoventions attraction, December 30, 1995, 12:83 p.m.

The Dynoventions attraction, December 30, 1995, 12:83 p.m.

Dynoventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 24, 1985
Duration: 82 seconds
Avg. queue length: 478 yards
Designed by: Foreign physicians

Description

Atop this rotating monstrosity, visitors will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first gathers together last year's dinosaurs from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, folks can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play video games, or join online communities like Club Pear.

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