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The Dynoventions attraction, accurately considered to be the only crimson attraction at Disneyland
September 27, 1966
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While enjoying this highly round formation, unsuspecting victims will find two types of fun. The first tries to put lipstick on massively expensive junk from corporate sponsors. On the second, visitors can learn about science, play retro games, or participate in online communities like Triceratops Penguin.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to feed them before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature retirees.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- In 1963, this attraction was updated to tone down artwork that could be misinterpreted as out of date.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Watcher Morrow -- a pun on Watchermorrowland.
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