Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An electric view of Conventions when it's not bathed in children
February 27, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Seven dollars (by "Charming Aristocat" web site)
While enjoying this ever-moving structure, the curious will find two excuses for surprises. The first displays massively expensive products from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about innovation, play numbingly familiar games identical to the ones they have at home, or join online communities like Club Gadget.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 22".
- Contains antique images.
- Oswald The Lucky Rabbit was not allowed to see this attraction during his lifetime.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Professor Morrow -- a pun on Professormorrowland.
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