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An evil view of Conventions when it's not covered in tarps

Below: An evil view of Conventions when it's not covered in tarps

Conventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 1976
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes

Description

After entering this rotating monstrosity, consumers will find two floors of fun. The first demonstrates malfunctioning devices from fancy laboratories. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or join online communities like Cat Penguin.

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