Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Conventions attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star
September 1, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this ever-moving structure, "guests" will find two floors of entertainment. The first displays bleeding-edge innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, guests can learn about science, play audio games, or explore online communities like Map Penguin.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be full of obnoxious fanboys.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to frame something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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