Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Conventions attraction, January 25, 1994, 11:65 p.m.
January 6, 2004
Avg. queue length:
After entering this highly round antique, suckers will find two types of fun. The first rounds up speculative gadgets from corporate sponsors. On the second, guests can learn about the coming robot uprising, play numbingly familiar games identical to the ones they have at home, or join online communities like Skipper Penguin.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to bring something with a different smell.
- Minimum height 24".
- No running or flash photography allowed.
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