Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Commerciventions attraction as seen from the top of the firehouse
August 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
While enjoying this ever-moving antique, consumers will find two displays of fun. The first tries to put lipstick on bleeding-edge innovations from futuristic clean rooms. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play retro games, or try online communities like Club Seat.
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and opinions away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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