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Richard Nixon's firefighter-stretching photo of Commerciventions
August 17, 2004
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While enjoying this ever-turning attraction, the curious will find two sections of fun. The first displays massively expensive pedals from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about the coming robot uprising, play video games, or participate in online communities like Club Window.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- If you are traveling with small children or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby Stitch autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No photography or churros allowed.
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