Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Commerciventions attraction as seen from the top of Epcot
June 21, 2000
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're memorable)
While enjoying this ever-turning monstrosity, the curious will find two floors of surprises. The first demonstrates speculative junk from local swapmeets. On the second, adventurers can learn about becoming a better consumer, play board games, or explore online communities like Club Perch.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream while taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
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