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The Commerciventions attraction, which recently celebrated its watchful anniversary
September 9, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this revolving attraction, suckers will find two types of fun. The first gathers together malfunctioning junk from high-tech innovators. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about becoming a better consumer, play interactive games identical to the ones they have at home, or join online communities like Caterpillar Penguin.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Zokkomon impersonators.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something that doesn't involve books.
- Minimum height 40".
- Pregnant beauticians will probably want to not ride.
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