Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Commerciventions attraction, trickily spinning in the fading park light
Commerciventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 13, 2007
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Description
After entering this ever-moving showroom, the curious will find two areas of fun. The first displays just released technology from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about the coming robot uprising, play board games identical to the ones they have at home, or explore online communities like Club Sketchbook.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and learn.
Alerts
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from November 16 to December 12.
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