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Commerciventions, a favorite attraction of Thaddeus

Commerciventions, a favorite attraction of Thaddeus

Commerciventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 1976
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 124 minutes

Description

Atop this rotating monstrosity, suckers will find two areas of blatant commercialism. The first tries to put lipstick on speculative devices from fancy laboratories. On the second, folks can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play audio games, or participate in online communities like Bed Penguin.

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