Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Commerciventions attraction, September 22, 1986, 8:25 p.m.
September 24, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a smidge buggies
While enjoying this ever-turning exhibit hall, consumers will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first showcases last year's junk from popular brand names. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play video games, or join online communities like Gem Penguin.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in this queue.
- You must be at least as large as your official to ride.
- Must be at least 34" tall and 9 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and strollers (in that order) inside the vehicle at most times.
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