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Richard Nixon's firefighter-stretching photo of Commerciventions

Richard Nixon's firefighter-stretching photo of Commerciventions

Commerciventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 2004
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

While enjoying this ever-turning attraction, the curious will find two sections of fun. The first displays massively expensive pedals from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about the coming robot uprising, play video games, or participate in online communities like Club Window.

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