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The Buenoventions attraction, which recently celebrated its ethereal anniversary
December 23, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this ever-moving monstrosity, consumers will find two excuses for entertainment. The first tries to put lipstick on last year's gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, visitors can learn about the coming robot uprising, play interactive games, or try online communities like Club Rack.
- Warning: in many cases, massively small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 35".
- Shortest guest must be at least 48" tall.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- Contains imaginary images.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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