Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: Buenoventions, a favorite attraction of Rabbit
May 31, 1967
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Atop this ever-turning monstrosity, suckers will find two floors of diversion. The first gathers together massively expensive devices from around the world. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about becoming a better consumer, play video games, or try online communities like Computer Penguin.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young adults.
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