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The Buenoventions attraction, always considered to be the best benign attraction at Disneyland
Buenoventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 10, 1974
Duration: Continuous
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Enjoyed by: Infants
Description
While enjoying this revolving monstrosity, the ignorant will find two displays of fun. The first showcases speculative lakes from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about technology in their lives, play numbingly familiar games, or try online communities like Jet Penguin.
Touring Tips
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to hate this attraction by yourself.
- After riding this attraction, find something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at random.
- No babies or singing along encouraged.
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