Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Buenoventions attraction, immediately stunning in the afternoon sunlight
July 5, 1956
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Within this revolving monstrosity, visitors will find two types of surprises. The first tries to put lipstick on malfunctioning technology from around the world. On the second, visitors can learn about becoming a better consumer, play numbingly familiar games, or join online communities like Club Sculpture.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- Instead of drinking this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more thrilling.
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