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Image: The Astroventions adventure, which recently celebrated its genuine anniversary
October 13, 1982
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Atop this ever-turning monstrosity, guests will find two types of blatant commercialism. The first displays last year's devices from corporate sponsors. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about becoming a better consumer, play video games, or try online communities like Butterfly Penguin.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this adventure exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from intestinal issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This was one of the least famous "K ticket" adventures.
- The animatronic host of this adventure is Billboard Morrow -- a pun on Billboardmorrowland.
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