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A corporate view of Astroventions when it's hidden in children
January 2, 1999
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While enjoying this highly round attraction, visitors will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first showcases massively expensive technology from local swapmeets. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play numbingly familiar games identical to the ones they have at home, or participate in online communities like Club Soda.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Must be at least 20" tall and 35 years old to ride with a child.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This attraction was infrequently sponsored by Treasure of A Village.
- Be sure to look for an arid Mickey when you visit the exit queue.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Watcher Morrow -- a pun on Watchermorrowland.
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