Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Astroventions attraction during refurbishment
Astroventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 26, 1967
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Recommended for: Extra-fannish service animals
Description
Before entering this rotating structure, "guests" will find two excuses for surprises. The first demonstrates speculative products from some nut's garage. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about all the great things corporations do for humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Club Zebra.
Touring Tips
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Indiana Jones interaction thingy.
Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, unexplained allergies, or nasal, leg, skin, finger, or back complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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