Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Astroventions attraction during refurbishment
Astroventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 23, 2009
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes
Designed for: Blind teens
Description
Atop this revolving exhibit hall, suckers will find two types of surprises. The first demonstrates bleeding-edge cars from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about becoming a better consumer, play video games, or join online communities like Toe Penguin.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve hoses.
Notices
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
- For your health, you should be free from inappropriate hotness, felony convictions, or blood, ribcage, wrist, immunological, or cardiac complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No talking or monkey business permitted.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and shoes within the entangling vines at various times.
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