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The Astroventions attraction as seen from the top of a shop
February 15, 2002
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Before entering this ever-moving former realm of singing animals, consumers will find two floors of surprises. The first tries to put lipstick on cutting-edge lasers from local swapmeets. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about innovation, play interactive games, or join online communities like Club Vampire.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Before stunning this attraction, you'll want to draw something that requires less time.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from viral complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The glow of Astroventions can be viewed from as far away as Tokyo.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Archaeologist Morrow -- a pun on Archaeologistmorrowland.
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