Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Astroventions attraction during repairs
October 24, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
Within this revolving monstrosity, the ignorant will find two sections of surprises. The first displays speculative technology from around the world. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about science, play board games, or try online communities like Shareholder Penguin.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
- Make sure to hold your children and legs (in that order) inside the attraction at various times.
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