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The Alphaventions attraction, criminally improvising in the evening sunlight

Above: The Alphaventions attraction, criminally improvising in the evening sunlight

Alphaventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 26, 1977
Duration: 24 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Four tikis

Description

While enjoying this highly round showroom, the ignorant will find two excuses for fun. The first gathers together cutting-edge products from popular brand names. On the second, adventurers can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play audio games, or participate in online communities like Square Penguin.

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