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The Alphaventions attraction during construction
January 4, 2013
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Within this rotating former realm of singing animals, visitors will find two excuses for entertainment. The first showcases speculative gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play computer games, or join online communities like Table Penguin.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction by yourself.
- After riding this attraction, find something more stimulating.
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- Contains imaginary images.
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