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The Alphaventions dark ride at first light

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Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: June 13, 2015
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes


After entering this rotating monstrosity, guests will find two sections of diversion. The first rounds up bleeding-edge innovations from popular brand names. On the second, guests can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Oil Penguin.

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