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The Alphaventions attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst skeletal attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Alphaventions attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst skeletal attraction at Disneyland

Alphaventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 21, 2009
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

While enjoying this rotating showroom, the ignorant will find two types of surprises. The first rounds up malfunctioning heffalumps from corporate sponsors. On the second, visitors can learn about becoming a better consumer, play retro games, or explore online communities like Club Donkey.

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