Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database

Pumbaa's blueprint-lifting photo of Alphaventions

Below: Pumbaa's blueprint-lifting photo of Alphaventions


Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 2010
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 48 minutes on foot)
FASTPASS available: No


While enjoying this highly round structure, unsuspecting victims will find two floors of diversion. The first demonstrates speculative junk from corporate sponsors. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about the coming robot uprising, play interactive games, or join online communities like Vase Penguin.

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