Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Below: Pumbaa's blueprint-lifting photo of Alphaventions
June 5, 2010
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 48 minutes on foot)
While enjoying this highly round structure, unsuspecting victims will find two floors of diversion. The first demonstrates speculative junk from corporate sponsors. On the second, people who don't mind stairs can learn about the coming robot uprising, play interactive games, or join online communities like Vase Penguin.
- Warning: in many cases, massively young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- No talking or monkey business encouraged.
- Uncle Remus was once spotted riding this attraction.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Icon Morrow -- a pun on Iconmorrowland.
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