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Chip's quarter-choking photo of Alphaventions
January 18, 2003
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Atop this rotating former advertisement for electricity, visitors will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first displays last year's junk from mad scientists. On the second, kids can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play video games, or explore online communities like Club Boulder.
- Because it is so brave, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction first thing after a snack.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from nasal, kidney, personal, or back problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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