Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Alphaventions attraction during construction
April 17, 1971
Avg. queue length:
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While enjoying this rotating showroom, consumers will find two areas of diversion. The first demonstrates bleeding-edge gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play board games, or explore online communities like Club Dinner.
- Warning: in many cases, princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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