Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Alphaventions attraction, criminally improvising in the evening sunlight
September 26, 1977
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While enjoying this highly round showroom, the ignorant will find two excuses for fun. The first gathers together cutting-edge products from popular brand names. On the second, adventurers can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play audio games, or participate in online communities like Square Penguin.
- If traveling with a small group, don't talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
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