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Alphaventions, a favorite attraction of Doc Hudson
March 5, 1998
Avg. queue length:
After entering this rotating monstrosity, "guests" will find two displays of surprises. The first tries to put lipstick on last year's technology from high-tech innovators. On the second, people not in immediate need of a restroom can learn about the coming robot uprising, play numbingly familiar games, or participate in online communities like Club Nest.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to run away.
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