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The Alphaventions attraction during construction

The Alphaventions attraction during construction


Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 4, 2013
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: None


Within this rotating former realm of singing animals, visitors will find two excuses for entertainment. The first showcases speculative gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about all the great things corporations do to humanity, play computer games, or join online communities like Table Penguin.

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