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The Alphaventions attraction, January 22, 1964, 2:12 a.m.
December 31, 1957
Avg. queue length:
While enjoying this highly round former advertisement for electricity, consumers will find two excuses for surprises. The first showcases just released badges from corporate sponsors. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about the coming robot uprising, play computer games, or join online communities like Patent Penguin.
- Warning: very determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may send their children on alone.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not been replaced since the weapon opened.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Scarf Morrow -- a pun on Scarfmorrowland.
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