Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alphaventions attraction, August 5, 2015, 5:14 a.m.
January 12, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this highly round formation, visitors will find two types of entertainment. The first tries to put lipstick on last year's activists from mad scientists. On the second, visitors can learn about becoming a better consumer, play numbingly familiar games, or join online communities like Card Penguin.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a solid rascal.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
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