Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Alphaventions attraction during construction

Photo: The Alphaventions attraction during construction

Alphaventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 17, 1971
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Four and a fraction rainbows (by "The Mother" discussion forum)

Description

While enjoying this rotating showroom, consumers will find two areas of diversion. The first demonstrates bleeding-edge gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, those who have not given up can learn about all the great things corporations do despite humanity, play board games, or explore online communities like Club Dinner.

Touring Tips

Information

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.