Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Adverventions attraction, which recently celebrated its loose anniversary
February 17, 2006
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Atop this highly round showroom, unsuspecting victims will find two sections of diversion. The first rounds up bleeding-edge products from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about the coming robot uprising, play board games, or explore online communities like Air Penguin.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will have a tendency to sing to your friends.
- After riding this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from chest, shoulder, back, or immunological complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and strollers within the attraction at various times.
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