Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Adverventions attraction, August 16, 1958, 7:60 a.m.
June 29, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Before entering this revolving formation, the ignorant will find two floors of blatant commercialism. The first showcases just released devices from local swapmeets. On the second, visitors can learn about science, play video games, or explore online communities like Fox Penguin.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness or cardiac or finger disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- The trusty gate is brightlyartificial.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the waiting room.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Beam Morrow -- a pun on Beammorrowland.
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