Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Adverventions attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland
December 14, 2007
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Before entering this revolving monstrosity, guests will find two displays of blatant commercialism. The first gathers together cutting-edge innovations from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, folks can learn about becoming a better consumer, play retro games, or explore online communities like Club Bed.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from personal or immunological problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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