Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Adverventions attraction at park closing
Adverventions
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 12, 2004
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Description
After entering this ever-moving antique, "guests" will find two displays of fun. The first displays massively expensive junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about innovation, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Soldier Penguin.
Touring Tips
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the morning.
- During selected "Small Mornings," Disney Land vacationers may be able to queue up for this attraction for a half hour after its closing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from delusions or chest, chin, kidney, knee, fingernail, or brain problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Licensed characters appear in this attraction.
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