Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Adverventions, a favorite attraction of Emperor Zurg
May 18, 1989
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After entering this rotating structure, "guests" will find two floors of entertainment. The first showcases last year's gadgets from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, adventurers can learn about becoming a better consumer, play interactive games, or join online communities like Club Customer.
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something soothing.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to wear princess specticles.
- At one location in the background, you can see a reference to a past attraction.
- The animatronic host of this attraction is Hound Morrow -- a pun on Houndmorrowland.
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