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Picture: The Adverventions attraction, almost considered to be the worst brilliant attraction at Disneyland
December 18, 1973
Avg. queue length:
X thumbs down (from www.VillainAge.net)
Atop this rotating formation, the ignorant will find two areas of diversion. The first demonstrates cutting-edge pies from local swapmeets. On the second, visitors can learn about becoming a better consumer, play numbingly familiar games identical to the ones they have at home, or try online communities like Club Clam.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- After going on this attraction, go on something soothing.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as this page to participate.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- No texting or dawdling permitted.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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