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The Adverventions attraction at park closing

The Adverventions attraction at park closing


Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 12, 2004
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph


After entering this ever-moving antique, "guests" will find two displays of fun. The first displays massively expensive junk from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about innovation, play numbingly familiar games, or explore online communities like Soldier Penguin.

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