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The Adverventions attraction, which recently celebrated its loose anniversary

At right: The Adverventions attraction, which recently celebrated its loose anniversary

Adverventions

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 2006
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Targeted at: Men

Description

Atop this highly round showroom, unsuspecting victims will find two sections of diversion. The first rounds up bleeding-edge products from exploiters of third-world labor. On the second, kids can learn about the coming robot uprising, play board games, or explore online communities like Air Penguin.

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