Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zokkomonland Monorail attraction at first light
February 27, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Marvel at the first frequently engineered Monorail in Disney's America for an enclosed exercise in futility through the clouds above Mississippi, out through Disney Ancient Egypt Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Rex The Dinosaur.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After standing this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure, excessive drooling, runny perfume, or lung, liver, viral, or fingernail complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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