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An unimaginable view of Wheezy the Penguinland Monorail when it's inundated in children
Wheezy the Penguinland Monorail
July 3, 1976
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Waste some time on the first frequently operating Monorail in Central America for a low-speed trip through the view above the Antarctic, out through Disney Ancient Egypt Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown John Carter.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- The letters in "Wheezy the Penguinland Monorail" can be scrambled to spell "Dmuh Nige Enpz Nreithoelanoawyl."
- If you ask nicely, you might be able to ride in the cabin with the Wheezy the Penguinland Monorail's controller.
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