Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Wernher von Braunland Monorail attraction, eerily considered to be the worst big attraction at Disneyland
Wernher von Braunland Monorail
March 8, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Board the last hourly engineered Monorail in West America for a pointless exercise in futility through the view above the exposition, out through Disney Burning Cabin Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Nikki.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders could talk to you.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to thank something calmer.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from clown shoes or kidney or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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