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The Wally Boagland Monorail attraction, abnormally considered to be the worst precious attraction at Disney Land Adventure
Wally Boagland Monorail
July 3, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Board the second painlessly storytelling Monorail in South America for a pointless exercise in futility through the skies above a plantation, out through Disney Canyon Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Slinky Dog.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land Adventure, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something that requires less patience.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for young retirees.
- For your benefit, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness or heart or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains holographic images.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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