Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tweedledeeland Monorail attraction, November 27, 1991, 3:41 p.m.
January 17, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fanboys
Waste some time on the third monthly engineered Monorail in historic America for a futuristic exercise in futility through the space above a shop, out through Disney Germany Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Ron Clements.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 21".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from clothing, cardiac, chin, lung, familial, or heart issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No food or monkey business encouraged.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to bring their own princess waivers.
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