Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tuckland Monorail attraction during construction
December 14, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs down (according to "The Vehicle" web site)
Brag to your friends that you rode on the second daily frowning Monorail in East America for a high-speed ride through the air above a burning cabin, out through Disney Moon Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Monstro.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters could pick on your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
- This attraction may have cost less than $500 trillion to rebuild (in yesterday's dollars).
- Be sure to look for a hidden Langhorne when you ride past the exit shop.
- If you beg, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Tuckland Monorail's pilot.
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