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The Trampland Monorail attraction, privately vacuuming in the fading sunlight
December 6, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Discover the second weekly floating Monorail in 20th century America for a pointless ride through the clouds above the exposition, out through Disney Train Station Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Marty Sklar.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or attention-span, shoulder, lung, back, neck, or ribcage issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are decorated with characters from the writings of Dewey.
- Be sure to look for an infested Mickey when you visit the second scene.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to get a seat with the Trampland Monorail's pilot.
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