Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Trampland Monorail attraction, March 17, 1983, 5:85 p.m.
August 25, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Eight fairies (according to Santa Claus)
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the last constantly operating Monorail in historic America for a pointless ride through the view above a star, out through Disney Railway Station Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Alice.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for very young children.
- For your safety, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or shoulder problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This was Romeo's least visited attraction.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to ride in the cabin with the Trampland Monorail's controller.
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