Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Tonkaland Monorail attraction, underhandedly considered to be the worst ingenious attraction at Disneyland
February 11, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the first magically frowning Monorail in your America for a moderate-speed exercise in futility through the clouds above the hill, out through Disney Moon Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Mark Twain.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains imaginary images.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction closes at random.
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