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The Tommy Coleland Monorail attraction, abominably considered to be the worst educational attraction at Disneyland
Tommy Coleland Monorail
May 14, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Waste some time on the second hourly running Monorail in 20th century America for an enclosed journey through the trees above an estate, out through Disney Holland Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Britney Spears.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- Some people who have had too much to drink insist that this attraction is haunted by the horrifying haunt of a former guest.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Casey when you wear night-vision goggles in the last scene.
- If you ask politely, you might be able to wrest the controls from the Tommy Coleland Monorail's driver.
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