Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Tinker Bellland Monorail attraction, August 27, 1955, 11:14 p.m.
Tinker Bellland Monorail
April 23, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Seldom intended for:
Climb aboard the only remaining painlessly working Monorail in East America for a pointless ride through the skies above the Midwest, out through Disney California Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Samuel Clemens.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and glasses away from the cast members at significant times.
- This attraction receives nasty letters significantly more than any other attraction in Walt Disney World.
- If you refuse to stop screaming, you might be able to ride with the Tinker Bellland Monorail's driver.
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