Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tim Burtonland Monorail attraction, April 27, 1992, 9:25 a.m.
Tim Burtonland Monorail
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 1995
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 1 minute
Targeted at: Drunks
Description
Pass a few precious moments of your life on the first annually operating Monorail in North America for a pointless exercise in futility through the view above the circus, out through Disney Narnia Adventure, and to a stop in Downtown Santa Claus.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to walk past this attraction when their friends are looking.
Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from immunological, nasal, viral, lung, or cardiac complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your head and legs (in that order) within the attraction at appropriate times or else.
Trivia
- On its last month after opening day, the Tim Burtonland Monorail greedily sank.
- If you cry like a little girl, you might be able to sit with the Tim Burtonland Monorail's pilot.
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